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RAFONSWITE

Posted on January 2, 2011 at 3:44 AM Comments comments (0)

RAFONSWITE

(Rafonsil and Snow White)


 

Narrator : Noong unang panahon, in a far away land!! My dalawang magkapatid na Snow White at Rafonsil; ngunit pinaghiwalay sila ng kanilang step-mother na si Inang Mangkukulam para masolo nito ang kahariang nakahanda para sa mag kakapatid. Si Rafonsil ay ikinulong sa isang malaking tore at si snow white naman ay itinapon sa gubat kasama ang pitong duwende.

 

Scene 1 (Si Rafonsil sa Tore)

 

Inang Mng : Rafonsil!! iha, malapit na ang kabilogan ng buwan…hehehehee

 

Rafonsil : wee…di nga!! Natural bilog talaga yun,,hindi yunn eesquare!! Anu bah…

 

Inang Mng : Tumahimik ka, sa oras na bibliog ang buwan mapapasa akin na ang kahariang eto..wahahaha, mamamatay kayo ni snow white!! Ahahaha…

 

Rafonsil : Asa kappa!! Sino ba bida ditto?? Diba kami?? Duhhh…common sense

 

Inang Mng : Quite!! Sige na rafonsil ang buhok ay ilugay at ang nanay ay sasakay!! Akoy aakyat na sa ating bahay….

 

Rafonsil : Hay!! Oh ayan…go, go, go!

 

Inang Mng : Ouch!! Dahan dahan

 

(aakyat si inang Mng ngunit my napadaang…)

 

Isdaero : isda, barungoy, alloy, tamban, sap-sap!! Bakal ka chay?? Barato lng ni oh, 4 baynte, my libre pana nga 2 kabilog lub-ok, gusto mo join kapa sa amun promo, buy 1 take 1,.. bakal ka ulo pa aman ikog…anu pa chay!!! Bakal na….my ara man kami special offer my pa raffle, once mabakal mu nga isda luto na my free ka pa nga isa ka balde nga himbis sa first prize kag isa man ka balde nga hasang sa 2nd Prize, cge na bakal na yawat pana sa inyo nga kuring!!

 

Inang Mng : Ahhhhhhh….layas!! hindi ko kailangan ang isda mo!! Baboy ang kinakain ko!! Hotdog at de lata…layas!!

 

Isdaero : Heh! Kung indi ka magbakal hipus ka lang indi ky mapadayaw kapa!! Ambisyosa!! Itsura mo na daw gin dumog sang pito ka amo kag gin labugay sang pulo ka kabayo….!!! Hm?

 

Rafonsil : yan kase bakit sa damu ng lugar na pwede nating pag landingan ditto pa tayo sa Southbend!! Yan ngayon,..kita mo oh daming tao…manonood ng Mr. & Ms. paragon

 

(habang nagsasalita ay papasok naman ang baliw)

 

Inang Mng : Eh ditto ang mas maganda!! Tahimik kana dyan aakyat na ako baka may makakita pah…

 

Baliw : Ikaw!! Ikaw ang aking anak…anak!! Matagal na kitang hinahanap,..anak (tumangis)

 

Inang Mng : Bitawan mo ako,…uhh.

 

Baliw : (galit) ikaw!! Ikaw ang pumatay sa anak ko!! Mamamatay kah!! Mamamatay ka…ikaw….ahehehehe,, sory ha!! Kala ko tao eih,,,isa ka palang tiyanak na laruan…hehehehe… pa sensya nah…

 

Inang Mng : Umalis kana!!

 

Baliw : OK go!! Don’t touch me….

 

Inang Mng : uhhhhh…..ayoko na!! aakyat natalaga ako…uhhh

 

(my padaang bike at nabangga si Inang Mangkukulam)

 

Binata : Hi ganda!!, ahh,, ehh, bago kaba rito??

 

Inang Mng. : Hindi!! Matagal na kami ditto…waaa

 

Binata : huh?? Ahhh….asawang!!!

 

Inang Mng : Nakakainis ang lugar nato…

 

Rafonsil : Ay naku…bat kase kailangan pa ang buhok ko para makapasok ka ditto e bukas naman ang pintuan oh!!

 

Inang Mng : Ahh…ehh,, Oo nga no,, so sa pinto nalng ako papasok??!!

 

(nakapasok na at kasama si Rafonsil)

 

Binata : Ahhh…eehh, teka lang may nakalimutan ako, Anu pala ang pangalan mo??

 

(binuhusan ng tubig)

Inang Mng : uhhh….Darating din ang araw na luluhod ang mga tala!! At magiging akin ang kahariang ito!! Hahahaha

 

Rafonsil : Ahhhhh…lumuluhod din pala ang mga tala?? Ibig sabihin my paa sila…wew

 

 

 

 

Scene 2 (Si Snow white sa Piling ng mga Duwende)

 

Narrator : Sa kabilang dako…namuhay ng msaya si Snow kasama pitong duwende, wala nang naalala si Snow White tungkol sa kaniyang pagiging prinsesa dahil sa kape kundi ang alaala lamang ng kanyang kapatid na si Rafonsil….

 

(habang nagsasalita ay tinitingnan ng isang unano mula ulo hanggang paa)

 

Binata 2 : Isang mahalimuyak na umaga sa iyo isang magandang dilag na nakatahan sa kubong ito..iyong mukha ay ipamasid sa akin oh binibining maputi….

 

Dwarf 1 : Snow White!! Lumabas kana my bisita ka iha!!

 

Binata 2 : Nagsasalita ang punong kahoy na ito…ikaw talaga ay mahiwaga Snow White

 

Dwarf1 : Hoy!! Anong punong kahoy…ako to hoy!!

 

Binata 2 : Ay unano sa salawal…kayo pop ala, pasensya na po

 

(lumabas ang isang babae na nakayuko at nakatalikod at naka talukbong)

 

Binata 2 : Ikaw nab a yan Snow white??

 

(humarap ang babae na napala itim)

Babae : oo ako na ito mahal koh….

 

Binata2 : Ahhhh……multo!!

 

(lumabas si Snow White)

 

Snow W : Kayo talaga, tinakot nyo ang tao…

 

Dwarf 2 : Ahh..ehh!! Snow white…my tanong ako!! Bakit kaba maputi?? Naliligo kaba ng yelo?? Oh bumababad kaba sa chlorine?? Umiinom kaba ng suka??

 

Snow W : Ahahaha…isa hindi Isko,.isa lng ang sekreto ko kaya ako maputi

 

Dwarf 3 : Anu yun snow white?? (nalaglag)

 

Snow W : Gumagamit ako ng PERLA, sa murang halaga kutis mo ay gaganda, puputi ka tulad ng iyong laba, kaya lng pag sa araw ay masinagan masusunog ka…ahahahaha,,,

 

Babae : ikaw mahal ko hindi mo ako tatanungin??

 

Dwarf 2 : Nge!! Maka alis na nga!!

 

(kakanta si snow white-accompanied by Theatrical Group)

Scene 3 (Ang Plano ni Inang Mangkukulam)

Inang : Walang himala!! Mapapasa akin din ang kahariang ito!! Salamin gumising ka…wag kang tamad,

 

Salamin : Oo gising na ako anu bah…an gaga-aga, nag iingay ka jan!!

 

Inang Mng : Salamin…salamin ipakita sa akin kung nasaan si Snow White!!

 

Salamin : hay naku busy ako inang mangkukulam, nag ttex boyfriend ko ohh!!... at saka hindi ako telebisyon…duhh, high-tech na ngayon, ayan oh projector…tingnan mo jan!! computerized yan,. Gogogo…lights camera action…

 

(makikita si Snow white sa Screen)

 

Inang Mng : Ayan!! Ahahahaha…nasaan ka Snow White!! At tila Masaya ka jan…

 

Snow White : Ay naku hindi mo alam to??Nasa James R. Bilbao Sr. MNHS (BNHS-Tal Ext.) Ako anu bah….

 

Inang Mng : Naririnig mo ako snow white??

 

Snow W : Oo naman, anu ba..sasagot kaya ako kung hindi kita narinig??

 

Inang Mng : ha??eh diba ang role mo jan tatahimik ka lng…sino nag didirek jan sayo.., wala yata kayong script eih…

 

Snow W : Eto ang nakalagay sa Script oh eto Ohh…uhhh

 

Inang Mng : Ahhhh…ganun bah!! Pero hindi ako ang mag wawagi…sa akin ang huling halakhak…ahahahaha,.

 

SnowW : Ok!! Deal ako jan…sige simulan mo na ang halakhak., dahil isang bala lang

 

Inang Mng : Your nothing but a second great, trying hard, copy cut…

 

Snow Asus : Bendita sige na bendita, sige ka papanget ka nyan, mag kakawrinkles ka bendita , dadami ang tagyawat mo sa ilong….bendita…

 

Inang Mng : Ahhhh (babatuhin ang Screen)

 

(msg “No Signal”)

 

Salamin : Ay!! Wag mung batuhin humina tuloy ang signal!!

 

Inang Mng : Tumahimik kah!! Ngayon salamin…sabihin mo sa akin kung sino ang mas maganda !!! Ako Oh Si Snow White???

 

 

Salamin : Back to Screen!!...woot,..

 

Salamin : Narito po tayo ngayon sa Planetang Earth para mag suri at magtanong sa mga tao!! Kung sino ba ang mas maganda!! Ang Inang mangkukulam o Si Snow White…

 

(interview at least 15 people)

 

Inang Mng : Wala kang silbi…bumalik ka ditto salamin!! Ahhhhh

 

Scene 4 (Ang Katuparan ng Kanyang Plano)

Scene 5 (Ang Tunay na reyna) wakas

 

 


Natal day of My New Friend;

Posted on November 28, 2010 at 11:15 PM Comments comments (11)

Natal day of My New Friend;

dedicated to: Aljey De Joseph (Dec.1, 2010)

by: MLB


This Gift doesn't be so much expensive for me to dedicate this blog entry to my new friend Aljey. A simple notes and words of Thank you's and Hello's.


Maybe there's a wonder between how we know each other and how friendship starts over. However not a long story but i can say that there is a story behind. 


As i remember it (November 4, 2010 - date i posted the Photo edited by me) Aljey added me as friend at Facebook, hm!? when he reads my comment at Czarina Catherine Gatbonton's Official Fanpage about my wish of goodluck for her Ms. World 2010 career, and i say "I will make her an official Photo Background of my Website". Maybe in my mind Aljey wonders, "This man have website?" that's why he added me. Not to detail the story, we've become friend not just at that time. A favor had been asks from him to edit the photo of his model John Arthur Dacera  and as a response i edit the Pictures even in my un-pleasure time because i have a work but still i'm so happy to edit the pictures because somebody that asks for it that i don't really know who is. I do take my time and i made it and i felt so proud when he says its beautiful.  


(Photos i edited for Aljey with his model John Arthur Dacera)

A little bit of quarrellings had fall between our conversation on chat (i uttered a wrong word that made him livid or angry), for me its only a joke but i did not think for him that he will get angry of it. He tells me that he will delete the photo's i edited. And i know its my fault and i beg but no response. I felt so sick, my eyes got teared and sigh a deep breath and said, "It's the first that happens to me on a social network". When i got home, i expect for positive response from him. I know I've got the blame-full situation coz I've uttered a troubled word. Came it morning, got to work again, my co-teacher told me that there is somebody who look for me and need to talk with me. I smiled for a while and said what he needs? and i noticed that its Aljey, well he explains that he did not erased the pictures he just save it flash drive and upload again. And my mind calms for a while, i just said! Thank you!. Then friendship starts, not to mention, more story had been takes on. He let me know some story of his life. And one of it is his past.


Somewhat like a childhood friend, Aljey tells me something. As in  his past he becomes a "bi" (bisexual) a formal bi and as usual he feels alike but he admits it. But he also told me he'd changed. For sudden reason, he wants a new life. He have a good looking face, a well and nice being, friendly and trustworthy person. And i should say, it's good to changed himself but not the whole he is.


More wishes to be granted in your birthday Jey, and even you wish for a simple things, God knows your heart, HE will grant your wishes and dreams.


(Aljeys simple wish)


Before i close my my entry; the whole world can read this, and i think it will be my simple gift for you Aljey. It's a great gratitude for me to have a friend like you for even a short time and a distant place. I have a friend before that with familiarity with in you. But God take him to rest. Maybe he becomes the way i know you, he looks like you, he talks like you and the way you are is also the way he is. Friendship also does not need contracts, for i that's how i become friend in you. Even-though sometimes its hard for me to talk Cebuano coz definitely I'm ilonggo and speak only Cebuano sometimes. My words of more Thank You's will not end for the offer of friendship to you Aljey. You have a lot of friends and a meaningful life. It's just an effortless, for just me to express my words.


Happy birthday Aljey De Joseph; from the bottom of my Heart my friend i wish you more birthdays to come, more friends to know with, more dreams to be granted and always be God Blessed in your hopes and ways. When times you need somebody to talk with, i'm always free to listen and advice.


Happy Birthday ALJEY!!


always a friend: Michael


Graciela

Posted on November 23, 2010 at 4:02 AM Comments comments (4)

Graciela

by: Michael


Graciella :: Sister!! What is that??


Emily :: It?s a crystal frame from a good friend of mine.. This value a lot to me, the memories and lovely moment are stored here?see? My friend and my picture are inside of the crystal?

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Graciella :: Ow..i see let me hold it?yeah right, you?re crazy, ugly face is inside the crystal? ow, it jumps..

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Emily :: What have you done?? You broke it?why did you do that, get out!!

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Graciella :: Of course not,, it?s not my fault, my Teacher said that things fall down because of gravity.. so why your blaming me??

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Emily :: You?re a naughty child, get out or else I will throw you this.. get out!! Huhuhhu

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Graciella :: Yeah right,,I?ll go bye sis?

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Narrator :: Graciella and Emily are adopted daughter of Dr. Nicholas Cerio.. the most known doctor in the town. Graciella always make Emily feel lonely and taking the attention of Dr. Nicholas..

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Emily :: Hey daddy, look I got high score in our test?

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Dr. Nicholas :: Very good Emily, how about you Graciella??

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Graciella :: I got only 90..but guess what daddy!! Emily got that because she cheated on her seatmate. And my friend saw it, so daddy that?s bad right???

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Dr. Nicholas :: Is that true Emily?? ..

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Emily :: No! That?s not true..that?s a lie, I made it..

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Graciella :: Look daddy, she is telling that I?m liar?? She is bad..now Sis. What is the score of your seatmate??

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Emily :: Perfect also..

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Graciella :: See?? Look who?s talking that I?m a liar.. it means that you cheated in her..hm?

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Dr. Nicholas :: Enough, Graciella you go to sleep.. and you Emily we will talk after this?.

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Narrator :: Graciella feel so happy, because again she defeated her sister..

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Graciella :: Hello?? Yes is it Brandon?? Yes honey we will meet after 9 just wait me out the gate ok??

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Narrator :: Graciella escape in their home without any permission from Dr. Nicholas, but Emily saw her. And Emily keep it secretly..

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Dr. Nicholas :: Graciella, I look your room last night but I didn?t see you.. where did you go??

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Graciella :: huh??me? ummm?.i?m at Sis. Emily?s room..right sis??

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Emily :: Yes dad,. She went on my room..

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Narrator :: Emily did not take the opportunity to put Graciella on shame but she covered it?

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Brandon :: Hey honey, why you go home so early last night??

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Graciella :: Ofcourse honey my dad will caught me if I will not go early.. Common sense!!

I just told her that I sleep with my sister in her room?

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Brandon :: Ahh?I see so you have a sister??

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Graciella :: Oh yes? and we are in the same section her in shool she?s name is Emily?My ugliest sister?

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Brandon :: Emily? Do you mean Emily Cerio?? The President of the Student Government? The muse of the Seniors?? And the Prom Queen??? And the runner as Valedictorian??ohh.. you are so far from her Graciella...

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Graciella :: Yeah!! and why we are talking her?? Grrr?.

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Graciella :: I hate you?I hate you all,.. you care for Emily but me is nothing? I hate you all!!!!

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Old Woman :: Miss? please help me, I?m starving, I did eat for two days? please give me some food..

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Graciella :: Poor old woman,.. but I don?t have any for you, try to theft to others?not on me!!

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Narrator :: After Graciella utter that words. The wind blows so cold, the sky darks and the face of old woman turns into a fairy-like appearance. And told Graciella?

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Old Woman :: You woman?.you are born to thank for what you have, and not to blame others!! You keep valued things which is not belong to you and you broke others heart just to make yours complete? Because of that I will take you out of this place and bring in our world?the world of prisoners, living in the dark, crying and expecting for nothing. No house to live and food to eat and always be coward slave and my slave forever?hahahaha

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Graciella :: No!! let me stay here?. Let me stay!! Don?t bring me?.no!!!

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Narrator :: Then Graciella look herself?and she looks like a slave wearing a dirty clothes, and walking in a dark hot road?with no one is around,. Alone and she start crying?

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Graciella :: What I have done?? Why?? Is it my price?? Because of pride? And my envious heart? I destruct myself?oh no!! I want be out from her?I will not do what I have done before,,,please huhuhuhuhuh? I love my dad and I love my sister I miss them.. I will do everything just to make them proud of me in a good way!!please?..

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Narrator :: Dr. Nicholas found Graciella shouting and out on her bed..

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Dr. Nicholas :: Graciella..Graciella, wake up!! What are you doing her??wake-up

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Graciella :: Daddy!! I love you so much?I promise not to lose myself again I love you both with Emily? Promise I?ll be a good girl daddy just stop them taking me out in her?.please daddy!!

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Dr. Nicholas :: Yes!! Graciella I love you too?you?re just dreaming!! That?s ok now?be calm

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Narrator :: Early in the morning!! Dr. Nicholas and Emily went down stair and surprised on what they see?

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Graciella :: Good morning!! Breakfast is ready lets.. eat!! Ow I forgot the juice?.here is it

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Narrator :: Emily and Dr. Nicholas did not say any words but just smile and hug each other? Graciella is now always wearing a smile and give a hand to her sister and doing good things in the school as well as in their homes.

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?little by little we may realize that in small thing we encourage other people the truth if they can see it in you, you work for your own goal!!? and ?Don?t let others down because of you!!...


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GRACIELLA!!

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Quotes and Sayings

Posted on November 9, 2010 at 7:12 PM Comments comments (0)

**He calls you not because He needs you but because you needs Him.



**Friends are treasures not cultured by land but given by God



**Distance of friendship is the nearest LOVE..



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MALIKHAING BATA

Posted on November 2, 2010 at 8:53 PM Comments comments (2)

Nanay Selva :: Gising mga tamad..,tanghali na bumangon na kayo. Marami nang gawain na naghihintay.

 

Narrator :: Yan ang nanay Selva masipag na nanay ni Clara, pero wag ka…dahil masipag din ang kanyang bunganga. Pero magaling sa pananahi at pagbuburda. Yan ang hanapbuhay ng kanilang pamilya mula pa noon.

 

Nanay Selva :: Clara, Anak..natapos mo naba ang pintahi ko sayo na baro’t saya ni Doña Asperin? Kailangan nayan mamaya.

 

Clara :: Ahh…ehh…Nay malapit napo…jelax lang o kayo jan cary ko to..

 

Narrator :: Yan si Clara isa sa Labingdalawang anak ni Nanay Selva… Ngunit sa lahat ng kaniyang mga anak tanging si Clara lang ang walang alam sa pananahi at pagbuburda.

 

Doña Asperin :: Selva Amiga!! Kamusta ka??...Nasaan na ang damit na ipinagawa ko?

Nanay Selva :: Ay naku Amiga..wag kang mag-alala nagawang lahat ito ang aking masipag na anak na si Clara. Tyak at seguradong gawa ito na napakaganda. 100% bongga….

 

Doña Asperin :: Ano ito?? Bakit basahan at ponda ito?? OMG.. ang tela ko…

 

Clara :: Hmm… sabi kase ni nanay gawan ko raw ng paraan ang tela.. sa sarili kong design..at dapat raw magtipid ako ng mga gamit kaya basahat’t ponda nalang po ang ginawa ko…O dibah?? Nakatipid pa po ako ng tela…kaya ginawa kong kurtina ang sobra…Yan po ha my free pa po kayo..,, Economy pa ang price.

 

Doña Asperin :: Ang aking telang mamahalin…parang ginawa ng paa ang itsura nito.., Naku day! Di ko to carry day…mula ngayon kalimutan mo na na magkaibigan tayo…

 

Nanay Selva :: Wow..taray,,,me ganun? anu gusto mo?? Pipigilan kita?? Ay naku! anu kaya kung sabihin ko sa asawa mo na boyfriend mo ang driver mong si Caloy?? Oh anu???

 

Doña Asperin :: You’re a distaster..anu susuotin ko mamaya??

 

Clara :: Aba hindi bagyo ang nanay ko!! My mother is not a disaster.,,my mother is a crocodile….Tama bay un Sis??

 

Diane :: Tama…hahahahaha

 

Nanay Selva :: Hindi nap o mauulet Doña Asperin…Pangako Sayo, May Bukas Pa, Maging Sino Ka man, Hanggang sa Dulo ng Walang Hanggan..Maging kamukha mo man si Rosalka hindi napo mauulet… Gagawan ko nalang kayo ng bago…Now Na!!

 

 

Doña Apserin :: Oh sigeh..mamayang hapon ko na kukunin, cancel ko nalng ang Plyt ko….

 

Nanay Selva :: Naku salamat amiga…hindi na’to mauulet..

 

:: At ikaw naman Clara ang masipag kong anak…pasok sa loob…Puro kapahamakan ang dala mo sa ating negosyo…ilang beses mo na akong pinhiya sa costumer.. Wala kang silbi Ikinahihiya kita….magmula ngayon bawal ka nang lumabas ng kwarto.

 

Clara :: Nay..pasensya napo wala po talaga akong alam sa pananahi…

 

Nanay Selva :: A basta….mula ngayon Clara…

 

Clara :: Nay!!

 

Nanay Selva :: Anu??

 

Clara :: May Nagtext!!

 

Nanay Selva :: Anu sabi??

 

Clara :: Hi Selva…Kamusta?? Mizz you….

 

Clara :: Hala Lagot.

 

Nanay Selva :: Tumahimik ka…pasok sa kwarto….now na

 

Clara :: Ito na naman ako…palpak na naman. Walang nagawang mabuti, Eh panu hindi ako marunong manahi…hindi kami friend ng makina ang karayom…Ang alam ko lang magtext, facebok, kumain at matulog.. Ako na naman bida sa Balita….Flash report Clara palpak na naman…huhuhuhuh

 

Narrator :: Sa sobrang lungkot at pagdaramdam ni Clara, napagisipan niyang maglayas. Sa kaniyang paglalakad…Nakita niya ang isang bagong pintura na pader. Pingbuntunan niya ito ng sama ng loob…kumuha siya ng uling at dinumihan ang napakalinis na pader.

 

Calara :: Ang mukha na’to…walang alam….ahhhhh

 

Narrator :: Lahat ng sama ng loob ay kaniyang ibinunton sa pader. Hanggang sa nakita ito ng may-ari.

 

Mr. Chu :: Ano iyo gawa aking pader?? Iyo dumi??pero ano ito?? Iyo guhit iyong mukha pader??ganun bilis…ikaw galling ganda iyo gawa..galing galling…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clara :: Congratulations…palakpakan…pakk…ahhh…ako ba my gawa nyan?? Panu?? Oo nga anu…mukha ko yan paanong…..

 

Narrator :: Natulala si Clara sa kaniyang nagawa. Hindi niya akalaing nagawa niyang maipinta niya ang kaniyang sarilisa ganun kabilis at gamit lang ang uling. Nakita at pinagkaguluhan ito ng mga tao sa Subdivision.

Aling Ina :: Clara ang galling mo palang mag pinta?? Char2x over2x ang bilis pa..

 

Mr. Chu :: Galing iyong talent iha…ikaw aking kunin aking kompanya ako sweldo sayo laki, bigyan kita bago bahay at lupa, ikaw aking gawa pintor aking kompanya…segurado dami pagawa sayo.

 

Clara :: Pasensya Mr. Chu may sarili nap o akong Kompanya (charing)….

 

Narrator :: Dalidaling tumakbo si Clara pauwi at gumawa ng maraming magagandang pinta… at ipinakita sa kaniyang ina..

 

Calara :: Nay..nanay..tingnan mo ang ganda dibah?? Ako ang gumawa niyan…

 

Nanay Selva :: Talaga anak?? Ang galling…napa galling anak…

 

Narrator :: Naging inspirasyon ni Clara ang kaniyang ina sa lahat ng kaniyang gawa… maraming mga institusyon ang nag iimbeta sa kaniya para gumawa ng mga koleksyong magaganda at siya mismo ang nagpipinta ng mga ito…nakilala siya hindi lang sa kanila kundi pati sa ibang ka nayon at pati ng mga mayayamang tao…

 

Narrator :: Tulad ni Clara sikapin natin na abutin ang kung ano ang alam nating makakaya nating hangarin. Tulad nga kasabihan “Ang malikhain at mabuting paggawa kalian may di magbubunga ng masama” dahil tayong lahat ay nagmula sa pagka Malikhaing Bata.

 

 

 

 

 


The Garbage Man

Posted on November 2, 2010 at 4:44 AM Comments comments (0)

The Garbage man

A jump suit full of different smells

Holes are his friends

Taking out his handkerchief

His sweat glands must be on fire

The Garbage man

Drops to the pavement

I could almost smell it

Mayonnaise and cigarettes

His shoes don’t have any laces

Rope takes the place of lace

His chiseled chin sticks out

A divine cleft

The Garbage man

He gives Jay Leno a run for his money

Stick seven coins in that slot

Each individual hair on his chest shows

Even the small red one in the back

Pure Perfection is not enough of a definition

A combination of George Clooney and John Goodman

Beautiful face with a little bit of secret

Pretending his belly is a trampoline

Jumping so high in love

He would jump with me

I hear my name

Looking down, he calls my name

Eyes in complete fright

Doe eyed, I hide

I can hear the garbage truck drive away

Missing you is a song lyric

But Mondays will come

And I will wait to smell your presence

He knows when you party,

and when you barbeque-

bottles, cans, and disposables amass.

 

He knows your Christmas gifts,

and those for the wedding and baby-

the boxes tell all.

 

He knows spring cleaning day,

and when someone passes-

former treasures become trash.

 

He can guess your income level,

and even your personality-

by the brands and the cleanliness of your can.

 

He knows what you value

by what you throw away.

Would you be embarrassed

to face him on garbage day?

 

You’ll be mine

You’ll be mine

You’ll be mine

 

I’m your garbage man

Coming down the street

Kick your can, kick your can

Better get your butt down on the curb

You’ll be mine

You’ll be mine

You’ll be mine

 

The author of my life is you..

The breath of my family with

I eat and blessed by this trash

But why?

And why?

Then what?

 

Let me know!!

Let me know!!

 

My child……my child…..

Why is it happen??

The food and the trash my child had touch

The money we earn and our body had burn

The loaf in the can that in the trash can found

The bottles of drinks that in riches is none..

We made to use this things

that is from them is out

 

Then why??

Why my child is lying there..

Aching for sickness and thin and Gray!!

 

BUZZ..BUZZ..BUZZ

 

Flies is my friend, Quito’s are my neighbor

The prize of labor

Is my child’s life as favor

 

got me a job as a garbage man

make a better living then I dreamed I can

hoisting hoisting hoisting

galvanized cans

got me a job as a garbage man

 

wanna work for the defense league

I work for the holy mob

sweeping the streets of racist trash

that's my stinkin job

 

I serve the municipality

I break my back

I work really fast

spend the next stinkin 30 years

picking up all your trash

 

Then why??

Why my child is lying there..

Aching for sickness and thin and Gray!!

 

But why?

And why?

 

Let me know!!

Let me know!!

 

 

 


MUCHACHA

Posted on November 2, 2010 at 4:33 AM Comments comments (2)

CARLA ; Isang magandang umaga!,mga ate at kuya bumili na kayo ng pampaganda, siguradong maganda kana magmumukha ka pang artista!!

ALING TORYA ; Eh Carla!,totoo ba yan?,baka naman hindi gaganda ang kutis ko nyan….

CARLA ; Aba! Aling Torya kahit menopausal ka na tiyak babalik ang dati mong ganda.,,

ALING TORYA ; Totoo ba yan?,baka naman mangulubot ang kutis ko nyan?....

CARLA ; Aba! Aling Torya,for your suggestion my correction to your explanation,bumili ka ng lotion,tiyak na ang balat mong mukhang luya magmumukhang kamatis na.!!!!

ALING TORYA ; Hala sige pabili nga ng marami at ang aking katawan eh,aking ibababad….

TINA ; Hoy! Carla don’t you know,,?? akin ang teritoryong ito?mula sa basurahang iyan hanggang sa basurahan dito akin yan…

CARLA ; Well!,well!,well!,pag ang dragon ba naman ay nagbuga.Kung ang basurahang mula dito hanggang dyan ay iyo,isaksak mo sa baga mo dahil ang lupang pinapatungan ng basurahan mo ay teritoryo ko.

NARRATION ; Yan si Carla at si Tina,halos araw-araw ay nagkakasalubong at nagbabangayan sa daan buti na nga lang at nandyan si Lola Scarlet upang umawat.

LOLA SCARLET ; Ala Eh!,tumigil na nga kayo dyaan, at kung hindi kayo tumigil eh,maghuhubad ako rito!!

TINA ; Maghunos dili ka Lola,hindi pa katapusan ng mundo,huwag kang maghubad!!

LOLA SCARLET ; Che!! tumigil ka Tina,may asim pa naman ako hindi ba.At ikaw naman Carla,magbihis kana at natanggap ka na raw sa pinasukan mong trabaho.

CARLA ; Talaga ho Lola,tanggap na ako sa ABS-CBN??.Wow!! mabubuang na ako day!!,artista na ako.Inggit si Tina,Eh kasi hanggang tindira lang sya,Eh ako,sisikat na yayaman pa…

LOLA SCARLET ; Ala eh!,nakakahiya ka Carla,hindi ka sa ABS-CBN natanggap,tumawag si Donya Ellesa,kulang daw sila ng maid kaya ka nakuha….

TINA ; Ahahahahaha…….artista daw ang churba???

CARLA ; Hey,care mo Day!!

NARRATION ; Isang malaking biyaya kay Carla ang matanggap sa trabaho,ipinangako nya sa kanyang sarili na pagbubutihin nya ito

CARLA ; Ito naba ang bahay ni Donya Ellesa,Wow, napakalaki at ang ganda-ganda!!.

NARRATION ; Kumatok si Carla sa pintuan at sumigaw sya ng gulat na gulat.

CARLA ; Ahhhhh,umalis ka dito magnanakaw ka.

DONYA ELLESA ; Hoy inggrata,anong karapatan mong tawagin akong magnanakaw,hmmmmm….sa ganda kong to..

CARLA ; Ay pasinsya napo kayo akala kopo kasi magnanakaw eh.Kayo ho ba ang maid dito,nasan ho ba ang Amo ninyo.

DONYA ELLESA ; Sinong maid at sinong Amo??? hmmmmm…

 

CARLA ; Ay hindi ho ba kayo ang maid dito,kung gayon sino ka

DONYA ELLESA ; Ako lang naman si Donya Ellesa de Gusman Escalante Vda de Victorias,ang nagmamay-ari ng bahay at lupa na kinatatayuan mo hmmmmmm.

CARLA ; Ay kayo po pala si Donya Ellesa, mano po Lola e-este Maam pala

DONYA ELLESA ; Hoy inggrata at sino ka namang babae ka hmmmmmm.

CARLA ; Ako lang naman po si Carla ,ang nag-iisa ang napaka-ganda ang napaka-sipag at napaka sexy nyong maid.

DONYA ELLESA ; Ah ikaw pala ang apo ni Scarlet ang aking Amega hmmmmm.Kung gayon pwede ka ng magsimulang magtrabaho

NARRATION ; At nagsimula na ngang magtrabaho si Carla.At sa isang buwan niyang paninilbihan ay natuwa at nasiyahan sa kanya si Donya Ellesa hanggang isang araw nakagawa ng kasalanan si Carla.Nabasag niya ang isa sa napaka-halagang florera ni Donya Ellesa

DONYA ELLESA ; Hoy, Carla,Ano itong ginawa mo hmmmm,hindi mo ba alam na regalo pa ito ng huli kung asawa hmmmm,lumayas ka at huwag mo ng ipapakita sa akin ang pangit mong mukha.hmmmmmm.

CARLA ; Pasinsya napo kayo Donya Ellesa hindi ko naman po sinasdya eh.Ikaltas nyo nalang po sa sahod ko kahit wala na akong pambiling make-up,lipstick,lotion,foundation,cologne wag nyo lang po akong palayasin Maam.

NARRATION ; At dahil sa sobrang sama ng loob ay pinalayas ni Donya Ellesa si Carla at kinimkim ang sama ng loob.At ng si Carla ay nag-aayos na ng kanyang mga gamit labis ang kanyang pagsisisi dahil napamahal na sa kanya si Donya Ellesa.

CARLA ; hu..hu…hu gosh dear mamimimis ko kayo,goodbye aparador,goodbye kama,huhuhu…..

NARRATION ; At ng si Carla ay papalabas na sa gate nakita niyang may isang taong pumasok kaya dali-dali syang nagtago at sinundan ito.Kumuha siya ng dustpan at walisat pumunta patungo sa lalaki at sumigaw siya ng malakas na malakas.

CARLA ; Hoy! inggrato,usesiero,ambisyoso,barko,baruto,hindi mo ba alam that this is private property and you are not allowed to enter???

NARRATION ; Hindi manlang nakaimik ang lalaki ng hinampas siya ni Carla ng dala-dalang dustpan at walis at tinuluyan pa iyon ng napakalaking vase sa ulo at hinimatay ito.

: Lumabas si D. Ellesa ng may dala-dalang “Shut-Gun”.

D. Ellesa : Saan….saan….saan ang magnanakaw hmmm??? nandito ako… Carla? Ikaw ba ang nagligtas ng buhay ko? Hmmmmm??

Carla : Aba opo… Nag-aral yata ako ng Tae Kwon Do

D. Ellesa : Maraming salamat sa’yo Carla…hmmmmm..Mula ngayon dito kana ulit sa akin. Aampunin nalang kita at ituturing na parang tunay na anak.

Carla : Talaga po? D. Ellesa? Maraming salamat po….

D. Ellesa : Pero teka lang, isang vase na naman ang nabasag mo?? Hmmmm…

Carla : Aaaa…eeeihhh..peace na tayo…..

Narration : Nag-aral at umahon sa buhay si Carla at dahil sa walang anak si D. Ellesa ay si Carla na rin ang nagging tagapagmana ng kaniyang mga kayamanan.


Kaya laging tatandaan na

Pagdating sa propesyon siya ang

DAKILA…


MUCHACHA

By: MICHAEL BUL-ANON

 


for all the BUKNOL's

Posted on November 2, 2010 at 4:25 AM Comments comments (0)

Batch 2008,. i'm wondering why some people felts so easy to say that life is so hard. Maybe coz sometimes its true.

 

Little by little I realized the wonder of life of course the life with friends, family, neighbor, family and the most the God. Thinking of how we've been molded is not just in home but in our school. Frustration, childhood trauma, stressful assignments and projects and practicums..aixt . When time comes i leave my dearest alma mater i felt so much alone. My mind tells," Can we meet again with my teachers and friends?". How lucky, coz since then, i learn this things "to be more good as asset and not be the liabilities".

 

The friendship we've build together in High School had been bonded well until we've graduated. We missed each other and yes the moments that we are together. The saddest and the happiest, the liveliest and the loneliest, the sharing of baons and assignments. Haay!! time is so swift.

 

Way back year 2007, it was exactly June where we step at our 4th Year in High School. We've been named as BUKNOL by Mrs Pasion (Filipino Teacher) who always getting annoyed in our class because of our noisiness. No wonder that until the day we've graduated and until now we are still proud as BUKNOL.

 


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